singing ain't this life so sweet

blainesbuttocks:

singing the male and female parts of a song because nobody loves you

the inner conflict when the female starts singing before the male finishes his part and you don’t know whether to finish the male part or just sing the female part immediately

#i simply must BUT BABY IT’s i’ve got to COLD OUSTIfather will start toBEAUTIFUL WHAT’s

the-eleventh-blog:

iwanty0ubleeders:

can you imagine

if google just disappeared from the interent 

and then we couldn’t google what happened to it

because google was gone 

when did i become the designated family proofreader

was it when my sister got a real job

or am i just more of a pushover than she is

also: why can no one in my family except my sister and me use a fucking ellipsis

IT’S NOT THAT HARD

YOU CAN USE ONE PERIOD OR THREE, NOTHING ELSE

YOU CAN’T JUST STICK AN ELLIPSIS WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU FEEL LIKE IT

OH MY FUCKING GOD

xthegiveristheshitx:

mariamagana215:

And Phil was from the year 2121, that seemed lightyears away.

Now, 2121 is only 9 years away.

I feel old.

oh dear.

109 years away… and Light years is a measurement of distance. 

takeafuckingsh0wer:

NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR