April 2012
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April is Script Frenzy month
:D
TODAY IS MARCH 31
WHICH MEANS TOMORROW IS APRIL 1
WHICH MEANS I WILL BE WRITING FROM MIDNIGHT TILL GOD KNOWS WHEN
AND THEN I MAY POSSIBLY GO TO BED AT A MILDLY DECENT HOUR (FOR A GIVEN VALUE OF DECENT)
THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN
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eighty pounds of wreckage in a mason jar [song of...
gyzym:
Thom is many things (arrogant, impossible, brilliant, a terrible brother, he supposes he could carry on all day), but he has never been stupid. He is aware from the moment the Conté Duke’s eyes open that he should have left them closed; there are some things that anyone can see, Master of the Mithran Light or no.
“Ah,” Roger says, “Trebond,” and Thom shudders.
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Alanna has been afraid of...
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one of my dog’s ears is always inside out
so should i call him Dog, or what?
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everybody wants to have a good heart, but it's not...
oh-you-better-run:
everybody wants to have a good heart, but it’s not enough, neal caffrey(/peter burke/el burke), white collar, for anon
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“You want him to chase you,” Kate had said, her face unreadable. (Her face was often unreadable, but he doesn’t like to remember that.) He nodded, and her mouth twisted.
Three days later, Peter Burke put cuffs on him for the first, if regrettably not the...
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Tell me I'm not the only person who showers when...
callmejude:
Like even if I had one earlier that day if there’s nothing to do I usually just take a shower.
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So I woke up this morning in a pool of my own...
itscandidlycara:
Wait, let me back up.
Hi, my name is Cara and I’m a 21 year old woman. Every 28 days, give or take, I have a period. And it fucking sucks. Today, was one of those where I take from the 28 day cycle. I wasn’t due for another period for at least a week, but considering that my period is pretty much permanently irregular, I get to wake up a lot of mornings in a pool of my own blood....
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a knotted string on an index finger:
gyzym:
that one year where may showed her face in the middle of march and you stood outside in your shirtsleeves and watched the warmest thunderstorm in what felt like millennia.
and thunder shook the sky in one long, incandescent minute crying out loud like it was shaking off winter and brushing one careful fingertip across your most primeval fears.
and that moment after, too, don’t forget...
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the true story of what was [snow white/sleeping...
gyzym:
It is a tale with many names—you may have heard it once or twice. They speak of Snow White and the dwarves that loved her well; they speak of Snow White and the huntsman who could not bear to kill her; they speak of Snow White and the Evil Queen, and expect you to nod along. Snow White, that paragon of virtue, that beautiful, beautiful girl, felled by an apple and saved by a man (and oh,...
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Suits fic
may possibly be one of my very favorite things to write
like, even more than Merlin
I BLAME GABRIEL MACHT AND HIS FACE AND HIS MICROEXPRESSIONS
THAT IS ALL
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In the process of watching the most recent POI ep
CANNOT HANDLE
TOO ADORABLE
ABORT ABORT
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Google Translate, you are no help
NO HELP WHATSOEVER.
Tumblr, can any of you tell me what these things in French mean in English? Please and thank you! :D
“Dieu! qu’il la fait bon regarder!”
“Quant j’ai ouy le tabourin”
“Yver, vous n’estes qu’un villain”
(Tumblr, I love you. :D)
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my black eye casts no shadow [good omens,...
gyzym:
Here’s something that’s true: Aziraphale gets stuck in time, dresses herself in fashions long since gone by, plays bee-bop on the record player in the back room of her bookshop. She likes old things, and there’s not much that makes Crowley nervous, but that does; she keeps her Bentley mint, of course, but that’s different. That’s a Bentley. Aziraphale’s ongoing affair with the past speaks...
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I just watched one of the more recent episodes of...
and I found out that Alexis is interning for Lanie, and I thoughtwell, I was half right.
Although, to be honest, it wasn’t a difficult assumption to make. :D With the show’s whole I-don’t-know-what-to-do characterization of Alexis, it wasn’t a big leap to say she would follow in her father’s (or, more likely, Beckett’s) footsteps.
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Star Trek XI fic: by name, Sulu/Chekov, PG →
“It’s not really a conscious decision, but somewhere along the line, everyone else starts calling Hikaru by his first name, and Pavel…doesn’t.”
(Gift!fic for marieciel on lj. I LOVE YOU MARIIIIIE.)
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Harry Potter and the Chinese Bootleg Subtitles
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felisaugustus:
motherfuck I am literally crying
I laughed until my ribs could legit not take it anymore.
WHEEZING OMG MY CHEEKS
I CAN’T BREATHE HALP
u dirty melon
Professor Mike
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